HONEST MUSIC FEST
Explainer Video Title: Honest Music Festival
Explainer Video Company: College Humor
Explainer Video Script: College Humor
Explainer Video Directions and Animation: ideaMachinestudio
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This weekend, the Opapotapus Music Festival is coming to Redfield, Illinois- a town of 200 that is in no way equipped to handle an event of this magnitude. We’re gonna leave Redfield in Shambles. Get here early because we’re expecting 16-hour traffic delays in every direction. Someone call a civil engineer. The festival kicks off with an
absurdly long entrance line. Spend three hours waiting for one fat, aggressive security guard to feel you up and take your drugs. You paid us to molest and rob you. Then it’s on to the music. We’ve got 200 bands performing, count em- 200. And with our schedule andlogistics, you’ll be able to see 8 of them, max. Only with good planning. Including your two favorite bands. They’re both here. Playing at the same time, on opposite ends of the festival. Whoops. Our bad. We did it on purpose. Hungry? We’ve got the worst food you’ll ever spend the most money on. In your entire life. $8 for a bottle of water? That’s right! Because you’re our prisoner. After lunch, try to hold your breath as you patronize our putrid sea of porta potties. It’s a shit shanty town. Don’t forget your sun screen. Opapotapus is held on the hottest weekend of the year, guaranteed. That’s right, guaranteed. We hired a team of meteorologists to predict the hottest weekend of the year, then we planned an outdoor music festival on it. We’d hold it in an oven if we could. We almost forgot to mention our sound system. It’s not good. The outdoors have terrible acoustics. So pick a band, find a spot in the grass and get ready to get kicked in thes kull by crowd surfers. Or try it crowd surfing yourself! If you want to lose your shoes and get molested again. Opapotapus. You paid 300 fucking dollars for this.
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